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@21 minutes ago with 153612 notes

"

THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE



I am trying to see things in perspective.
My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter
chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot
have this, because chocolate makes dogs
very sick. My dog does not understand this.
She pouts and wraps herself around my leg
like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me
to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in,
she eventually gives up and lays in the corner,
under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the
universe has my best interest in mind like I have
my dogs. When I want something with my whole
being, and the universe withholds it from me,
I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl.
She thinks this is what she wants, but she
does not understand how it will hurt.

"

THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via cubs)

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@25 minutes ago with 16005 notes
unfollovving:

WHEN THE GIF RESTARTS IT LOOKS LIKE THE LEAF IS SPIT OUT AND THEY ARE EATING IT AGAIN

unfollovving:

WHEN THE GIF RESTARTS IT LOOKS LIKE THE LEAF IS SPIT OUT AND THEY ARE EATING IT AGAIN

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@27 minutes ago with 261082 notes

swiggity-swag-nightmare-stag:

mlpbryce:

bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch:

radcoolswag:

punkrockghoul:

i did a thing

SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT ROCK ON ROCK ONNNNNNNN

I just love that a scarf covers up the “good bits” but a bandeau bikini top shows the good bits and more and they hate this too LIKE WHAT THE FUCK MAN

I am a straight guy and I disagree with 99% of this post, some of those are my favorite clothes for girls to wear.

Dude you clearly missed the point of this post - we don’t give a fuck what clothing on girls you like or dislike

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@28 minutes ago with 61291 notes

shorm:

abaldwin360:

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

I will never not reblog this.

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redvinesandbroadway:

my sister is really into science research and her best friend asked her to prom with a science fair board 

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@28 minutes ago with 2456 notes

swiggity-swag-nightmare-stag:

mlpbryce:

bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch:

radcoolswag:

punkrockghoul:

i did a thing

SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT ROCK ON ROCK ONNNNNNNN

I just love that a scarf covers up the “good bits” but a bandeau bikini top shows the good bits and more and they hate this too LIKE WHAT THE FUCK MAN

I am a straight guy and I disagree with 99% of this post, some of those are my favorite clothes for girls to wear.

Dude you clearly missed the point of this post - we don’t give a fuck what clothing on girls you like or dislike

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@1 hour ago with 61291 notes

this a strange dog, why this dog the same size as me (a dog), but not smell like dog???? not sure what happen, owner what u think?

this a strange dog, why this dog the same size as me (a dog), but not smell like dog???? not sure what happen, owner what u think?

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